Monday Feb 8th, 2021

As the moon enters Mercury's first quarter, Libra will feel a sensation of urgency in her bowels. Take care not to stray too far from the bathroom at all times over the next day. This sense of urgency may also be accompanied by a feeling of great relief, as though a giant weight is lifted off your shoulders, Libra.

For Libra, the position of Jupiter indicates a Sagittarian energy will be present in the next few days. This energy should not be distanced from, and in fact many positive outcomes will prevail if given the allowance for good and open conversation.

Libra may feel the sensation of thoughts in her mind being interrupted by the sounds of small fictional animals. If you hear a strange noise, then do not be alarmed by ghosts and pay attention to them, even if they don't make any sense. They are there to guide you on your continuous journey of self reflection.

As Venus rises into the domain of Mars, Libra may feel aware of a small balloon somewhere in her body. The nagging sensation of this growth will be accompanied by lots of hair. Take care to tend to your flowing hair and remember not to use green hair dye for the next few days. The repercussions could be frightful, but exhilarating. It is important to note that for any Libra experiencing any new sensations in their lips, to take note as your body is detoxifying itself from negative emotions towards a particular Sagittarius and to allow this healing to strengthen any bond, forming a loving and fruitful relationship. About love, Libra will find that a partner with healthy hair might be important, but with patience and adjustment you will find that a nice beard is great too, especially if it is attached to a Jewish Sagittarius. In fact, in the coming days you might feel a longing for such a beard, but do not worry, Mars is suggesting that it may be on its way and will be close at hand. You will do well to take advantage of the coming period, as it may prove to be full of joy and lots of sweet sexy time at night holding each other.

The Libra may experience dreams of a man in the coming nights. A man with green eyes and a furry face, with pale skin and a little bit of fat on his hips. Do not take this man for an idiot even though he farts and spends some time in the bathroom, in this dream state. Trust that he will not have fat hips forever and he loves you very much. Go with this man to wherever you want, despite the feeling that you need to protect yourself from this fool. It is by the advice of Jupiter that you, Libra, take dancing lessons with him and travel to Cali to impress possible Brazilian tourists from New York.

Be aware of the relationship you have with small monkeys, because you may think that there are allies, but some of Jamaican origin, are prone to biting and tearing articles of clothing off your face, casting them aside as if they were trash. However, do not be concerned of the smaller variety with white hair. Your future husband may in fact have paid them to unite you two in the loving binds of hairy love.